What Is
Life In Fast Forward?
Welcome to the online home of me, some guy given the name John Cleveland Payne. In the grand scheme of life, I am just another guy with another blog. But to myself, and hopefully to all of you who actually read this, I am something a little more special. From a young age, I fell in love of the idea of ‘the message’ and medium in which you try to transmit.

Basically, everyone has a message to give to the world. Some are basic, some complex, some have the power to up lift and some are just out there to bring as many people down as possible. But everyone has a message, and most people have problems identifying their message. And the ones who get that far can seem to figure out how to get the world to listen.

Well, I have a message, and this is where I will get a chance to share it. Hopefully, you’ll get plenty of things to keep you motivated or inspired, provide knowledge and comfort, and just have a little fun. Apologies for the state of flux and state of seemingly confusing messages that you’ll get here for a while, as I am doing a lot of personal soul searching, and scrubbing of old ideas to take the best of the past to build a new beginning.

In 2007, I changed the name of blog from “The Mis-Adventures Of The Jazzy Cool One” to “Life In Fast Forward.” I began to tear down old blogs and newsletters and try to find places for them here. My goal is to take the focus off of me the person, and show the world the life I live and share with every human on the planet. I aspire to life at a very high standard, and instead of dealing with people who rather slow us down, I want to find ways to help people pick up there own pace. As you get to see an insight to the further adventures I hope to lead, hopefully you’ll enjoy the ride, and want to come along.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006
I don't want to seem whiney or jealous, but some time I wonder if director Kevin Smith is might be running out of money, if not ideas.
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 8:10 AM   0 comments
Thursday, June 22, 2006
It's been a busy week, but fear not faith full readers...er, reader! Summer of Salad recaps will have a catch up day tommorow...
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 7:32 PM   0 comments
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
It's taking me a little time to get into the whole Gnarls Barkley thing, but watching this clip from their performance from the 2006 MTV Movie Awards is helping. I'm sure somebody's about to sue somebody or somebody though ...

Thanks to Whitney Matheson posting at USA Today's Pop Candy blog.
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 3:40 PM   0 comments
Good news for people with vices they can't kick. It seems that beer may fight prostate cancer and coffee helps repair damage from alcoholic cirrhosis. This is double good, since it takes approximately 17 beers a day to get the cancer fighting effect.

- Beer Ingredient May Fight Prostate Cancer (New York Times)
- Prevention: Easing Liver Damage With a Dose of Coffee (New York Times)
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 6:42 AM   0 comments
Sunday, June 11, 2006
Summer of Salads Day Seven: Today we get two salad creations, plus an easy and low calorie-low sugar desert...

For lunch...

PITA POCKET SANDWICHES
Honey Turkey
Cucumbers
Romaine Lettuce
Red Onions
Tomatoes
Sweet & Sour Dressing

And dinner...

7UP PORK CHOPS (baked in Diet Sierra Mist and a packet of dry onion soup)
MASHED POTATOES
FRIED CORN
GREEN SIDE SALAD:
Romaine Lettuce
Red Onions
Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Celery

And for desert...

FRENCH VANILLA SUNDAE:
Sugar Free French Vanilla Pudding
Chocolate Sauce
Chocolate Sprinkles
Lite Whipped Topping
Two Miniature Hershey bars



posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 11:04 PM   0 comments
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Summer of Salads Day Six: Last night's fun romp through the Wal-Mart Super Center was full of surprize bargans, to include a few packages of pork chops for half price. That was an excuse to make a recipe I found for pork chops. We had a real side salad tonight, with some different ingredients for variety...

7UP PORK CHOPS (baked in Diet Sierra Mist and a packet of dry onion soup)
MASHED POTATOES
FRIED CORN
GREEN SIDE SALAD:
Romaine Lettuce
Red Onions
Tomatoes
Herb Croutons
(Wife still using Sweet & Sour Dressing. I'm still using Fat free California French. I also threw in some cucumbers in my salad)
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 7:45 PM   0 comments
Friday, June 09, 2006
Summer of (Mostly) Salads Day Five: This evening we bought groceries and spent way to much time at the Wal-Mart Super Center. Didn't want to cook, so here comes today's improversation on the salad theme--adding extra lettuce and tomatoes to a Wal-Mart deli sandwhich...

WAL-MART SUPER SUB SANDWHICH w/ ADDED TOMATOES & ROMAINE LETTUCE
LAY'S BBQ CHIPS
SALSA
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 9:59 PM   0 comments
Just for the record, I have no idea why I have a link on a post from some strange woman's MILF website. But if it drives traffic to this blog, bring it on!
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 5:41 AM   0 comments
Thursday, June 08, 2006
Summer of Salads Day Four: My wife and I spent last weekend at my parents house, which mean a lot of riffling through the freezers and cabinents for food. That our course means we actaully have a lot of foodstuff in the house that need to be eaten. Not a problem in the Summer of Salads though. Tonight, we have a large side salad to go with dinner, which was...

SALSBURRY STEAK WITH BEEF GRAVY
MASHED POTATOES
BROCCOLI
GREEN SIDE SALAD:
Romaine Lettuce
Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Salad Seasoning (store brand, mix of bacon bits, seeds, and spices)
Garlic & Herb Croutons
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 9:05 PM   0 comments
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Summer of Salads Day Three: Bougth a package of diced cubed ham. Says its good for omlettes. I Know its great for salads

GREEN SALAD WITH HAM:
Diced Cubed Ham
Romaine Lettuce
Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Salad Seasoning (store brand, mix of bacon bits, seeds, and spices)
Garlic & Herb Croutons
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 7:01 PM   0 comments
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Day Two, same basic salad. Only today I tossed in a steak. Simple seasoning, just some non- salt added spices and worshire sauce. My beautiful and carniverous wife was very happy...

GREEN SALAD WITH STEAK:

Steak (in pieces)
Romaine Lettuce
Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Salad Seasoning (store brand, mix of bacon bits, seeds, and spices)
Garlic & Herb Croutons
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 10:21 PM   0 comments
Monday, June 05, 2006
The summer of (mostly) salads has begun! Okay, so there is not that level of excitement...

We're starting simple for the week. Just a green salad with some sort of meat for protein. Today, I baked some chicken in a mixture of mustard & hot sauce, and I'm almost ready to admit possibly a little to much pepper...

GREEN SALAD WITH MUSTARD PEPPER CHICKEN:

Mustard Pepper Baked Chicken (in pieces)
Romaine Lettuce
Tomatoes
Cucumbers
Garlic & Herb Croutons
Salad Seasoning (store brand, mix of bacon bits, seeds, and spices)
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 7:53 PM   0 comments
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