What Is
Life In Fast Forward?
Welcome to the online home of me, some guy given the name John Cleveland Payne. In the grand scheme of life, I am just another guy with another blog. But to myself, and hopefully to all of you who actually read this, I am something a little more special. From a young age, I fell in love of the idea of ‘the message’ and medium in which you try to transmit.

Basically, everyone has a message to give to the world. Some are basic, some complex, some have the power to up lift and some are just out there to bring as many people down as possible. But everyone has a message, and most people have problems identifying their message. And the ones who get that far can seem to figure out how to get the world to listen.

Well, I have a message, and this is where I will get a chance to share it. Hopefully, you’ll get plenty of things to keep you motivated or inspired, provide knowledge and comfort, and just have a little fun. Apologies for the state of flux and state of seemingly confusing messages that you’ll get here for a while, as I am doing a lot of personal soul searching, and scrubbing of old ideas to take the best of the past to build a new beginning.

In 2007, I changed the name of blog from “The Mis-Adventures Of The Jazzy Cool One” to “Life In Fast Forward.” I began to tear down old blogs and newsletters and try to find places for them here. My goal is to take the focus off of me the person, and show the world the life I live and share with every human on the planet. I aspire to life at a very high standard, and instead of dealing with people who rather slow us down, I want to find ways to help people pick up there own pace. As you get to see an insight to the further adventures I hope to lead, hopefully you’ll enjoy the ride, and want to come along.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
As reported last week, Soul singer Isaac Hayes is finished as the voice of James "Chef" McElroy on Comedy Central's "South Park" after a disagreement over religion. But Matt Stone and Trey Parker are apparently not finished with the character Chef, as they launch season ten on Wednesday with a new episode titled "The Return of Chef!"

They've been putting this awful animation, but hilarious commentary, on television for ten season?

- "South Park" Chef Back After Scientology Skirmish (Reuters)
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 4:17 AM   0 comments
Monday, March 13, 2006
The voice of Chef will no longer be heard on the animated Comedy Central series "South Park." At least as voiced by Isaac Hayes, who has quit the show after he feels a line has been crossed in the portrayal of religion.

What I would have never have guessed is that 63-year-old soul singer and writer of The Theme From 'Shaft'" is a staunch Scientologist. Hayes says,

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends
and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins."


- Isaac Hayes Quits 'South Park' (ABC News)
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 7:08 PM   0 comments
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Because I can, I will now take the time to promote my other work:

Cool Corporate dot COM: Cool Corporate dot COM takes a look at the business world from the perspective of a young manager in the making. It offers posts, articles, and news clippings that cater to that young manager, but without being overly basic, so that it is still relevant to the seasoned business professional.

Visit http://www.coolcorporate.com/

John Payne, Reluctant Sports Guy: John Payne, Reluctant Sports Guy is where I provide sports commentary based on my daily afternoon sports reports on the Arkansas Radio Network, which has about 75 network affiliates around the state of Arkansas

Visit http://reluctantsportsguy.blogspot.com/
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 5:01 PM   0 comments
Friday, March 10, 2006

Just what I need to find out about before my six month doctor's checkup. The Gateway Grizzlies, a minor league baseball team from Sauget, Illinois have added "Baseball's Best Burger" to the concessions menu for the 2006 season. A sharp cheddar cheese and bacon burger served up on a Krispy Kreme glazed donut.

I can see my doctor upping my prescription when I tell him about this.

- Minor League Team Ups Ante On Ballpark Food (ESPN)

posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 12:47 PM   0 comments
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Origami is here. And while the real technophiles may be a little dissapointed with the product due to its size and the fact it will run Window XP with no real schedule to upgrade to Windows Vista, I still want one.

- Covers Come Off Microsoft's Origami (PC Pro)
- Microsoft, Samsung Launch "Origami" Ultra-Mobile PC (PC Magazine)
- Microsoft Unwraps 'Origami (USA Today)
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 8:06 AM   0 comments
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