What Is
Life In Fast Forward?
Welcome to the online home of me, some guy given the name John Cleveland Payne. In the grand scheme of life, I am just another guy with another blog. But to myself, and hopefully to all of you who actually read this, I am something a little more special. From a young age, I fell in love of the idea of ‘the message’ and medium in which you try to transmit.

Basically, everyone has a message to give to the world. Some are basic, some complex, some have the power to up lift and some are just out there to bring as many people down as possible. But everyone has a message, and most people have problems identifying their message. And the ones who get that far can seem to figure out how to get the world to listen.

Well, I have a message, and this is where I will get a chance to share it. Hopefully, you’ll get plenty of things to keep you motivated or inspired, provide knowledge and comfort, and just have a little fun. Apologies for the state of flux and state of seemingly confusing messages that you’ll get here for a while, as I am doing a lot of personal soul searching, and scrubbing of old ideas to take the best of the past to build a new beginning.

In 2007, I changed the name of blog from “The Mis-Adventures Of The Jazzy Cool One” to “Life In Fast Forward.” I began to tear down old blogs and newsletters and try to find places for them here. My goal is to take the focus off of me the person, and show the world the life I live and share with every human on the planet. I aspire to life at a very high standard, and instead of dealing with people who rather slow us down, I want to find ways to help people pick up there own pace. As you get to see an insight to the further adventures I hope to lead, hopefully you’ll enjoy the ride, and want to come along.

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
I thought I was through with the movie Rent, but it seems that my briliant plan to make my wife happy has been foiled, as she just read my post about taking her to see Rent a few hours ago. So as a public service, I will now list some of the now forbidden topics that you will no longer see me post about on this here blog, because I am hiding it from my wife:

- My extra cash I make from my half-hearted attempt at being a self-help guru
- My extra cash I make from my other half-hearted attempt at being a self-help guru
- My long and torrid affair with Laurie Ringler
- My stint as lead singer for Ready For The World
- How my blog is not only destroying my marriage, but possibly hurting my career as well
- Raven-Symone is my daughter, and the extra cash I have stashed from her Cosby Kid days
- I am secretly a nationwide mental health advocate going under thepseudonymm Jayson Blair

Thank you. I feel much better now.
posted by J. Cleveland Payne @ 7:13 PM  
1 Comments:
  • At 8:30 AM, Blogger laurie said…

    well that would explain exactly why i never show up at the weekly Payne family pizza party at CiCi's.

    to your lovely wife - i assure you our affair is over.

     
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